The Reason for Me by Prescott Lane

Author:Prescott Lane [Lane, Prescott]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction
Publisher: Prescott Lane
Published: 2016-10-15T18:30:00+00:00

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

The Dirty Truth Blog

November 14

Pussy Mechanic here. I’m taking over The Dirty Truth while our girl recovers from the flu. And I think it’s time I set the record straight about a few things.

First things first, us groinologists got a bad rap in an early post. Yes, we should warm up our hands, and I suppose the gowns could be a little nicer, but please remember the purpose of your annual trip is to possibly save your life. It’s not that we enjoy sticking a metal vice up your vagina, it’s a job requirement.

Which brings me to something your Dirty Truth bloggette and I have debated many times—the pervert male gynecologist, as she affectionately refers to me. Straight up truth, we do not check our penises at the door. I try to switch that part of my brain off, but sometimes it just doesn’t happen. I know you want to know, so yes, I’ve gotten a boner examining a woman. She had nice tits, what can I say? But I stay professional, always. I don’t hit on my patients, although sometimes they hit on me. Trust me, guys don’t become gynecologists for the tits and ass. In fact, it’s the opposite. Most guys in med school avoid gynecology, afraid that the vagina will forever be ruined for them.

So why did I choose this profession? Well, I lost my mom to cancer. That was the driving force, but there were other reasons. Honestly, I spent enough hours in the emergency room to determine that women are just better patients than guys are. They tend to tell you exactly what they are feeling and follow through with treatment. Also, the profession in and of itself is rewarding. Four of the five leading cancers in women are curable if detected early. I like those odds.

Okay, number two. I guess if you follow this blog, you’ve figured out by now that I’m the random kiss from Halloween and the date-phobic neighbor our bloggette really likes kissing! I’m happy to report that I’m putting my phobia aside and taking her out on a real date. And I haven’t done this in a fucking long time, so I need some ideas. And please not the standard dinner and a movie. There is nothing standard or ordinary about her. I need to hit this one out of the park. She deserves it, and I owe it to her because I’ve been a complete ass. So hit me with your comments below, and I’m sure one of us will keep you posted.

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